"I would never want to be part of a group that would have someone like me as a member."

Thanks for the amusing quote, Groucho, but your prolific writing skills would have thrived in the blogging age, and you certainly would have been invited to join...  

...the most user-friendly bizness networking site on The World-Wide Interweb. In fact, MKC fans - you're all welcome to join me and my multimedia cohorts as we create communications camaraderie by writing heartfelt recommendations about each other. It's a certified cyber lovefest.  

I'll stop the hype right there. As a devout disciple of Marxist philosophy, I am reminded not to overstate my case by a second Grouchism: "I have a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."